I don’t prepare for job interviews because for the most part- I think interviews are bullshit. The way i feel is this. If I cannot be myself while explaining to an employer my strengths and the things I can bring to the table – I don’t want the fucking job, plain and simple. I have spent (or wasted) too many fucking years of my life trying to fit a mold and I.just.can’t. do it anymore. I know I am competent. I know I am qualified. Listen to me speak my credentials and professional experiences. Review my resume which backs up what I say. Check my references to verify what I say. But don’t judge my personality based on whether or not you think I will kiss your ass. Because truth be told if I wanted to kiss your ass, that would not serve you nor the corporation any good. I suck at kissing ass and my good talents would not be put to use the way they should. So if you pardon me – I’ll just be myself. Decide for your company whether or not you can and WILL use my skills or not. Because if you cannot TRULY use my skills and if you are only looking for someone to stroke egos – I am NOT your person.